slydigged:

sunglasses emoji only wears his shades to hide the tears

(Source: cynicalslut666)

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

(Source: greetings)

wrestlingcrocs:

nice-wig-janis:

what even happens inside a dishwasher

dishes get washed

wailordead:

fun-size candy bars aren’t fun after you’ve eaten 37 of them

(Source: jewishsanta)

perriwinkle:

*knits myself a thong*

ratchetmelancholy:

White privilege is your history being taught as a core class and mine being taught as an elective. 

joshpeckofficial:

puppies are touchable happiness 

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

nointerrruption:

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

(Source: okaywork)

gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore